What it says on the tin. Some jokes I came up with.
- Why is one over three so popular? Because it is one-third (wanted).
My friend’s variation: why is mas selamat two thirds woman? Because he is one third man.
- Why are beekeepers so good at ultimate? Because a beekeeper frees bees (frisbees) (or, freeze bees)
- What does yoda say to Luke Skywalker if Luke Skywalker was an ultimate player? May the frisbee with you.
- What happens when you spin nuts around? They become stunned (stun = nuts backwards)
- This female spider saw this male spider. She said, “He’s so cute I could eat him up!” so she did.
Variation: This female spider saw this male spider. He was so cute she literally ate him up.
- When it comes to writing, do the right thing. (writing)
- What colour is natural electricity? Black: blackcurrant (current)
- Why is charcoal so cheerful? Because it’s always charcoaling (chuckling)
- Why do mosquitoes actually hate drinking blood? Because they suck at it