Original jokes

What it says on the tin. Some jokes I came up with.

  1. Why is one over three so popular? Because it is one-third (wanted).
    My friend’s variation: why is mas selamat two thirds woman? Because he is one third man.
  2. Why are beekeepers so good at ultimate? Because a beekeeper frees bees (frisbees) (or, freeze bees)
  3. What does yoda say to Luke Skywalker if Luke Skywalker was an ultimate player? May the frisbee with you.
  4. What happens when you spin nuts around? They become stunned (stun = nuts backwards)
  5. This female spider saw this male spider. She said, “He’s so cute I could eat him up!” so she did.
    Variation: This female spider saw this male spider. He was so cute she literally ate him up.
  6. When it comes to writing, do the right thing. (writing)
  7. What colour is natural electricity? Black: blackcurrant (current)
  8. Why is charcoal so cheerful? Because it’s always charcoaling (chuckling)
  9. Why do mosquitoes actually hate drinking blood? Because they suck at it
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